February 2012
2 posts
Cappuccino Sans Serif
Copperplate Gothic Bold is definitely the most exciting font to say. It sounds like some kind of steampunk coffee blend.
January 2012
7 posts
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CastleVAUGHNia
I woke up earlier today and discovered an idea had formed, still holding in the haze of my mind. For some reason I thought it would be super-hilarious to edit Vince Vaughn into the cover art for a Castlevania title and rename it “CastleVAUGHNia” with him as the apparent protagonist. What’s even more depressing is I’m probably actually going to do this despite realizing what...
Just Overheard at McDonald's
Grandfather in his 50s: That's Justin Bieber.
Granddaughter around 7: No, it's not. Justin Bieber has shaggy hair.
Grandfather: Well, he just got a cut.
Granddaughter: What?
Grandfather: JUSTIN BIEBER GOT A CUT! I SWEAR TO GOD!
November 2011
1 post
I wonder if a golf course could be designed to have a story that “unfolds” as you progress without coming across like mini-golf.
June 2011
1 post
Did you miss me? →
May 2011
1 post
February 2011
9 posts
If you are the kind of person who goes to Transformers movies in costume, at least be cool enough to go in vehicle mode.
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Now you, too, can
DRIVEATANK.COM
Completely agree. →
Tell me.
How you gonna do it if you really don’t wanna dance?
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Get Outta My Tickler File
The Billy Ocean hit “Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Car” takes on a whole new significance if you regard it as a GTD metaphor instead of a love song.
January 2011
22 posts
Brocabulary
There are so many permutations of “bro” that you can’t even properly spell them without umlauts. There is no way you can reasonably form the word “braeh” without at least one squiggly line or a couple of dots involved somehow.
I hate when I like a song that comes included with a new computer, one that you find in the library of Windows Media Player right out of the box. I’m afraid to put it on my iPod. I don’t wanna be judged.
Evernote or Springpad?
When I was little I thought that the guy in “I Heard It Through the Grapevine” was literally eavesdropping in a field of grapes. I was mistaken, but it’s worth noting this is how I first realized where grapes come from.
Man, I hope when we show our film tomorrow it’s the Gmail of the screening and not the Google Wave.
This somehow evaded my detection for all this... →
Lebowski Fest, man.
How to Foil the Chandler P.D.
After a hostage situation at the mall earlier today:
Ex-Sgt. Andy Hill further said that the shape of the upscale Chandler Fashion Center, which is similar to the letter “A,” could make finding the fugitive difficult.
December 2010
6 posts
The Undergrounders?
I had a dream last night about the future of SyFy’s lineup of original series. One of them was this trippy affair about this guy who was half shark, but as it went along, it molded into this near-future science fiction romp about this team of scientists and military personnel who lived on this… earthship. It was like a whole craft devoted to drilling. But instead of a conventional...
WatchAn animated short by the hyper-talented Monica Sutera Ekabutr.
