Robocopyright ACTA

If you listen really hard and believe, he’s a SOPA-FIGHTING ROBOT (and probable agent of Megaupload).

Sourdough Melt Double

I woke up earlier today and discovered an idea had formed, still holding in the haze of my mind. For some reason I thought it would be super-hilarious to edit Vince Vaughn into the cover art for a Castlevania title and rename it “CastleVAUGHNia” with him as the apparent protagonist. What’s even more depressing is I’m probably actually going to do this despite realizing what a bad idea it is.

• Grandfather in his 50s: That's Justin Bieber.
• Granddaughter around 7: No, it's not. Justin Bieber has shaggy hair.
• Grandfather: Well, he just got a cut.
• Granddaughter: What?
• Grandfather: JUSTIN BIEBER GOT A CUT! I SWEAR TO GOD!

It’s my Genesis now!

I wonder if a golf course could be designed to have a story that “unfolds” as you progress without coming across like mini-golf.

Did you miss me?

joshawork:

sexbadger:

Why did Hamilton recall the newspapers today? Oh yeah, this.

When I was in newspaper I almost got expelled for using the word “thizzing”… Apparently this is ok now though?

I used to edit this fine publication.

Yes - “Roundabout”