ALERT THE FLEET!

alphalux:

But I only got around to the drinking part.

Doing it wrong. Write drunk. Revise drunker.

I woke up to find a bag of green herbage I forgot I had stashed in my bookcase. It was catnip. MLIA.

Whoever typed the first “lol” will forever remain an unsung hero of the internets. And if he, or, Al Gore forbid, she, should ever come forward to claim responsibility, that person will be regarded as a liar and opportunist. This is the tragedy of the primordial, endlessly useful acronyms of old.

Comic Sans seems like a font that could only really exist in the ’90s. The ’80s would have flat-out rejected it. And I think it’s safe to say if it hadn’t been invented by the year 1999, it wouldn’t have been invented at all.

I made a resolution a few weeks ago (perhaps months now) to start learning CSS so I could make this tumblog look the way I want it to. My progress since then is summed up in learning what CSS stands for.